cutselvage:

belinsky:

clinttbarton:

my problem with clint/coulson isn’t related to the fact that it’s not canon it’s related to the fact that it doesn’t make any fucking sense

there are just so many white dicks to choose from, friends. this is a canon built on white dicks. it is white dick jenga. why on god’s green earth have you chosen these white dicks.  it will baffle dick scientists for centuries

WHITE DICK JENGA

the worst sort of jenga

Tags: the avengers

knitmeapony:

agot:

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.

When your power eclipses mine I will become expendable. This is the Rule of Two: one Master and one apprentice. When you are ready to claim the mantle of Dark Lord as your own, you must do so by eliminating me.

SANSA STARK, SITH LORD, IS AN AU I NEED YESTERDAY OH MY GOD.

(via aluminiumorange)

clint you are a troll

(Source: jeremyandscarlett, via romanovah)

butterpaint:

"This is your badness level… its extremely high for someone your size…" 

butterpaint:

"This is your badness level… its extremely high for someone your size…" 

(Source: cas-the-cat, via waldorph)

buckyupbaby:

“If I love you
is that a fact or a weapon?”

— Margaret Atwood, Power Politics: Poems

(Source: cptsmallass, via ouyangdan)

ouyangdan:

ussbishop:

i’m 100000% sure this isn’t a coincidence ok

GET OUT

everythingbutpitchforking:

phrenotobe:

formerqueenregent:

"Yes," said Eustace, "and whenever you’ve tried to get her to come and talk about Narnia or do anything about Narnia, she says ‘What wonderful memories you have! Fancy you still thinking about all those funny games we used to play when we were children.’ "

"Oh Susan!" said Jill. "She’s interested in nothing nowadays except nylons and lipstick and invitations. She always was a jolly sight too keen on being grow-up."

"Grown-up, indeed," said the Lady Polly. "I wish she would grow up. She wasted all her school time wanting to be the age she is now, and she’ll waste all the rest of her life trying to stay that age. Her whole idea is to race on to the silliest time of one’s life as quick as she can and then stop there as long as she can."

"Well, let’s not talk about that now," said Peter.

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what happened to Susan really fucked me up. 

What C.S. Lewis did to Susan made me realize that some misogynists appreciate young girls and make girls the main characters of their stories because they classify young girls as “not women” along with boys and men. When little girls have the audacity to grow up to be women, they are kicked out of the club.

(Source: valkyriens, via mercy-misrule)

smoakandswan:

arrow meme | nine scenes [7/9]

i don’t know whose these people are but i ship it now

(via morewonders)

Tags: gif arrow i think

claudiablacks:

Vala Mal Doran & Cam Mitchell

will honestly ship it forever in all of its forms.

(via bitchwhoyoukiddin)